Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World became famous over the past nine years for continually proving that he was better than all of us.
The man has set a high bar, and as Dos Equis retires Jonathan Goldsmith, the actor who has brought the beer spokesman to life since 2007, in a final ad spot debuting this week, we're looking back at some of the best one-liners from the throughout the campaign and Dos Equis' Twitter feed. The Most Interesting Man made the implausible possible:
• "He once parallel parked a train." One of the tougher tasks of everyday adulthood comes so easily to the Most Interesting Man that he can do it with a locomotive.
• "His blood smells like cologne." Hurting him only makes him more desirable.
• "His former landlord uses him as a reference." We're guessing he doesn't have to pay the security deposit either. Or first and last month's rent.
• "Bikers walk their motorcycles past his home." They also get tattoos of his face
• "He can speak French...in Russian." This doesn't even make sense but, if he says so.
• "He once warned a psychic." Turning the tables on pseudoscience since 2007.